Mokkai Supremacy !!!

In a recent meeting with the dignitaries it was decided that we should encourage ppl to put mokkai.so we've decided to rank the 'No. 1' mokkaist of the month and give him/her a prize. ;D

Everyone is requested to rate the mokkais and type ur comments :)


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#what bow can't be tied?
Rainbow

#what happens if u eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every mornin u'll rise and shine

#what happens to cows during an earthquake?
They give milk shakes

#Where do cows go on a holiday?
Moo york !!!

#Why did the lion not eat the man who entered the forest?
Cos he is a Lion's club member :-!

#Which dish knows swimming?
Idli. ( though i've seen it swim only on sambar)
i don't think kushbu idly knows swimming :)

# where do bulls get their messages?
On a bull-etin board?

# Why did the bull enter the office?
Cos there was a bul-let-in board outside ;)

#why did the barber win the race?
cos he took a short cut!!!

#why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal

#why did the child study on the plane?
cos he wanted higher education.....
wat if he wanted elementary education? will he keep studying the periodic table? ;)