Caution:Danger ahead!!!!

Caution:Danger ahead!!!!

#Girl1:U know the guy next door, yesterday he woke up dead.
Girl2: wait a min. How did he wake up after being dead is he zombie or what?
Girl1:Zombies don't wake up dead. They're already dead, so they don't wake up.
Girl2:Then how do they walk. May be they're alive after being dead!!
Girl1:So u mean u can kill a zombie since it's alive after dead!
Girl2: Technically if u killed a living zombie, u killed a dead guy.
:>

#Wat is michael jackson?
80% silicon, 19 % evil , 1% make up.

#Do you write letters usually?
I write words too!! :~! -Pandu

#Translation:
Worm fire: puluthee

#Neruppa anaicha sudathu?? ;8-)

#Doctor which is good for health? Smoking in a non-smokin area or smokin in a smoke free area

# u 've 2 cigarattes, u desperately want to smoke,wat 'll u do?

1)Throw 1 in the water and make a wish. a mermaid'll come out. ask for a lighter(usually dumb ppl do this)
2)Throw 1 cig into water so the boat becomes LIGHTER, use it.(note: boat'll be burning so jump into the water)
3)Throw the cigar and catch it. Catches win matches. use it(best idea since u don't lose anything, unless u r in indian team)
4)start praising 1 cig, the other'll be jealous and start burnin(This goes only for female cigarettes)

Mokkai 4 Life
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