I wanted to start this blog with the Mokkaiest mokka I've ever heard, but unfortunately so many unfortunate things have happened today. So due to pressure from friends i've decided to start this blog with a message.
Today was like every other Thursday. Sun rose from beach ,dogs were fighting over a road and the cars were running with 5 wheels. Everything was fine till the evening. My friend seetha asked me to help him with getting a certificate for an event. So after the job was over he agreed to give me company to parking & i agreed to drop him near the kotturpuram gate. It was already
5 P.M and i was very tired and wanted to go home fast. Didn't see the cars waiting or so many pedestrians standing still until i heard a lady shouting "STOP THAT VEHICLE" from distance.
I wasn't sure who she was calling and kept driving. The road was deserted, i understood something was wrong and took a look at the rear view mirror. The Governor's convoy was driving parallel with me. What in the hell!! Un fortunately a police uncle was waiting for me in a corner and stopped me.
Then Terror Happened. The Lady who was shouting was a S.I. and started screaming "Dei nee terrorist thane!!! ". All the Traffic police surrounded me like vultures. ho ho i'm in serious shit. jail thaandi onakku. After so many hours of convincing that it was a mistake and i'm a good boy :>. "Police uncle police uncle intha oru vaati mannichu uttudunga o:) " He asked me for my license and all the stuff. Terror!! i didn't have my insurance and license. I gave my smart card for license and tried to convince him with some xerox papers that it's my insurance. Unfortunately he found out that it's my Birth certificate(too much intelligence).
All the police suddenly disappeared and only one guy was left. He took my key and was demanding for my insurance. me:"Aha paatha kaena paya maari irukkaan. inda neram paathu 100 ruba nota inrukke :( " I tried to bribe him with 100 rupees. He didn't budge. "Aha paya 200 ethir paakarano.Avalavu illiye nammatta!!" After trying all my tactics got irritated. I mean, what kinda police doesn't accept bribery? he asked me to go get the insurance. Yes sir. Got a share auto and finally reached my home. Ok. how does an insurance look like? Will it be pink color paper or yello color paper. Unfortunately my father,the only person who knew where the bike's insurance was kept was busy and didn't take my calls. 5 missed calls 10 missed calls, 20 missed calls, no reply. After searching all over my house for a colorful paper my father came home finally. Unfortunately the company printed the insurance in a white paper. My father gave me extra cash,i took only 60 rupees (stupid me) and left.
What a time to rain? and no auto in the streets. Something is definitely wrong. While i was searching for auto a beautiful babe in pink color T-shirt with cut sleeves and hair straitened and coloured to near blond with low hip Jeans with steel buttons on her right back pocket giving an inviting look at me. "God.Don't let me find you".y me???? Another bad sign.
After a while i came back to my senses and started searching for an auto.Finally on my way back to college.
Suddenly my phone started ringing."Machan naan seetha pesaren. Avan shift mudinchidunchan da kelambitirukkaan.100 ruba pothumaam seekaram vaa". Aiyo still wat else is waiting for me :-( Got caught in a traffic jam reached there after 15 mins only to find that there was another guy with. I got angry.Though i didn't show my anger i was still angry believe me. That guy was asking for 1000 bucks i was trying to do it without spending anymore. i tried all sorts of stories one guy got convinced but the other was adamant. After half an hour he settled for 200 but i was adamant that i'll give only 100. Time was running short i asked that guy to wait and called Mr.GoldBell to help me with some cash. Finally i gave him the cash and got my bike.
All this for a bike which is not worth 1000 bucks. wat a pity.
On my way back i didn't see that the manhole was open and some idiot placed so many stones around it. It hit the silencer and nearly threw me out. AAAAAAAArrrrrghhhhhhhhhh
"God. U're seriously messing up my life.If u have something to say send me an sms" My phone got switched off saying battery low.
Wat should i believe now?
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3 comments:
well, heart felt sympathies to vj but i think its al an experience. ha ha don mind but my experience was worse. i was driving just to realise that suddenly my silencer was on the road n not with my bike bcos some brat threw a cricket ball on it.spent so much to fix it up
i'm at a loss fer words.
it could possibly b da worst day of ur life, but don't worry, ur worst day so far(courtesy:The Simpsons)
in da midst of al this, analum ne Priory manatha kapathita.
vj, i am very proud of u.
idhukku peyar than vidhiyin vilaiyatto????? k leave it un bike insurance edukka poi un life insurance ana andha pink t-shirtai poyidichu... (Pink t-shirt poche...) ha ha
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