Mokkais that make u think :)

Yo! ppl. Technically speakin mokkais shouldn't be analyzed.Cos if u try to think wat it means logically it leads to another mokkai ;D

# what is quarter vayasu?
college!!!

#why did the dog jump into the water?
May be it saw a cat fish ;)

#What's the breakdown strength of man?
It depends on the weight of person sitting on his leg.
-The King

#King you are an outstanding mokkaist
No. i'm insitting , cos i'm sitting inside lab :-!

#During a maths exam a student suddenly started dancing? teacher was puzzled
teacher: ennapa exam halla dance aadara?
student: neenga thana teacher steps ku mark tharuvaeneenga!!!!!

Mokkai Supremacy !!!

In a recent meeting with the dignitaries it was decided that we should encourage ppl to put mokkai.so we've decided to rank the 'No. 1' mokkaist of the month and give him/her a prize. ;D

Everyone is requested to rate the mokkais and type ur comments :)


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So please kindly adjust.



#what bow can't be tied?
Rainbow

#what happens if u eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every mornin u'll rise and shine

#what happens to cows during an earthquake?
They give milk shakes

#Where do cows go on a holiday?
Moo york !!!

#Why did the lion not eat the man who entered the forest?
Cos he is a Lion's club member :-!

#Which dish knows swimming?
Idli. ( though i've seen it swim only on sambar)
i don't think kushbu idly knows swimming :)

# where do bulls get their messages?
On a bull-etin board?

# Why did the bull enter the office?
Cos there was a bul-let-in board outside ;)

#why did the barber win the race?
cos he took a short cut!!!

#why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal

#why did the child study on the plane?
cos he wanted higher education.....
wat if he wanted elementary education? will he keep studying the periodic table? ;)

Mokkai on waves. part 1

hey guys i forgot the mail id's sent to my phone. so everyone send ur mail id to my mail.

#guy1:hey we'll put ice in his bath
guy2:look close he's havin an ice bath
guy2:then we'll put colder ice in it :)

#Hey are u going to the restaurant opening today?
It's my restaurant!
oh!

#intha led eriyuma eriyatha?
pathavecha theriyapoguthu!!


NSO Comedies

#Trainer:The swimming pool has the cleaning purpose, so no nso today :-!

#This is mr.bala ex trainer for our late olympics runner up karnam malleshwari (wat's the meaning)

#two of you form a circle

#All of u fall on the line.(everyone fell on the line and got gurt :))

#A man was drivin thru a jungle. a peacock was smilin at him from the side of the road. he smiled back and kept drivin. after sometime another peacock was smilin at him from side. he did the same thing again. after sometime he saw another peacock smilin at him. he got scared and ranaway. why did this happen?


he was drivin *** car. it's tag line is "More smiles per mile" more=peacock. that's y :)

Cheers!!

More From the King

Yo! PPl
Here's the rest of the terrors from King Khaja Ð:-)
# Mam:Switch on the ac supply
K: ac a pota jillunae kaathe varala?

# Dean aka srinath:Machan nee mokkai poduva nu ethirpaakarom.come on!!
K: en ethir paakaran. pinnala parau illa munnala paaru, atleast sidelayavathu paaru :-!

This is supposed to be a physics qn in AIEEE, but.........
#A bear falls from 20m height in 2 secs. so what'll be it's colour
K:RED
Redda?
K: kila vulunthu adi pattu ratham vanthiduchuna reda thana irukkum!!!

Cheers
Mokka 4 Life

King Khaja

HV Lab mokka(today)..

Kannan(I am) to Seetha : dei.. oru vati shave panta ella, thirumbi shave pantu maintain panla ella?
Khaja(intervening) : Yen da Seetha, orae vati pannanuna
"save as" kuduthura vendi dhanae.. thirumbi shave panna thevayae ella.

me nd vj looked at each other fer 5 secs, dunno which cascade transformer we needed to use to bang our heads.

Observation Drawin mokka(old)..

Here's the scenario :
I am sitting at the last bench drawing the circuit diagram in me obsy. AP hits me shoulder by mistake, and the pencil shook. Khaja suddenly gave a huge gasp, stared at AP and shouted at him calling him a careless, ignorant rascal(not included in this list are etc.. Reason : Public Forum).
Then Khaja said "nalla vela onnum agala".
Me nd AP didn noe wat was happenin. So we decided to ask Khaja bout it at our own peril and thus unfortunatlely a scene of destruction followed:
Khaja to me : "Dei kanna, nalla vela da romba damage onnum agala da. Ne supply oda +ve um -ve um short panirundhaennu vechiko, dum nu vedichirukum, ellamae sidharirukkum"
(I realized I was drawin the supply at dat time)

Long Live King Khaja
King Khaja continues..

Caution:Danger ahead!!!!

Caution:Danger ahead!!!!

#Girl1:U know the guy next door, yesterday he woke up dead.
Girl2: wait a min. How did he wake up after being dead is he zombie or what?
Girl1:Zombies don't wake up dead. They're already dead, so they don't wake up.
Girl2:Then how do they walk. May be they're alive after being dead!!
Girl1:So u mean u can kill a zombie since it's alive after dead!
Girl2: Technically if u killed a living zombie, u killed a dead guy.
:>

#Wat is michael jackson?
80% silicon, 19 % evil , 1% make up.

#Do you write letters usually?
I write words too!! :~! -Pandu

#Translation:
Worm fire: puluthee

#Neruppa anaicha sudathu?? ;8-)

#Doctor which is good for health? Smoking in a non-smokin area or smokin in a smoke free area

# u 've 2 cigarattes, u desperately want to smoke,wat 'll u do?

1)Throw 1 in the water and make a wish. a mermaid'll come out. ask for a lighter(usually dumb ppl do this)
2)Throw 1 cig into water so the boat becomes LIGHTER, use it.(note: boat'll be burning so jump into the water)
3)Throw the cigar and catch it. Catches win matches. use it(best idea since u don't lose anything, unless u r in indian team)
4)start praising 1 cig, the other'll be jealous and start burnin(This goes only for female cigarettes)

Mokkai 4 Life
Cheers

Who is stressed more during a stress interview?

Yo!.Good day to all.

The following is an abstract from few of my friends' P.O.M papers answers for stress interview.
All the characters are purely fictional 0:)
Interviewer-I, Student -S.

I-Hello Mr.**** May i see ur resume.
S-(nervous) Ye yesss sir
I-So ur from EEE dept?
S- (Silent)
I-Ok. Do u know how a fluorescent light works?
S-Sir. There is a Four feet long filament inside the tube sir. when it gets heated the 'light' glows. And also the filaments will be bent and whenever vacuum comes in contact with it, current 'stammers' and so light also stammers.
I-(confused) I think I'm the one who is stressed. give me sec please ( he runs away )

-Courtesy Dawood.

Today's Mokkais

Hi ppl. Unfortunately too many mokkai are being put these days. It's becoming impossible for me to remember all of them. Here's today's quota

Note: Not for the faint hearted :D

# Man is a social animal
Then are woman a science animal?

# Who is an objective person?
Guy who gives one word answers

# Who is the person above you?
None.There is no floor above this one.

# Dhoni is good only for 20-20 but he won't last till 2020

# Wat is time language?
Language used in Time Magazine

# Spirit is willing but flesh is weak
Translation: Vodka is good but beef is rotten.

# Wat is a lose-lose situation?
Situation where both parties act like loosu

# What is Johari Windows?
Probably next version of windows

Hope u r not dead...... yet..

The mokkai origin

Mokkai
its been 3 three years studying in UG and still the origin of this complex term "MOKKAI" is unknown to me! One thing is pretty certain all this mokkai concept is highly individualistic. What one terms as mokkai the other considers it as a good joke(i know mokkai is always a mokkai! and offcourse its only the inventor of the mokkai considers it as a joke ;)). Its the enthusiasm shown by the listeners of these mokkais in the nascent stage which has given room for all this present growth of mokkais. But still many people defend that its just an individual ignorance spontaneously exhibited by that particular being unknowingly and there is no harm in listening to these. Yet the same listeners never restrain themselves from commenting these individuals as comical or bit more harsh (sometimes!). Yet the mokkai never stops... its the attitude( the best of all) of the branded individuals(known for the mokkais) that allows them to continue the never ending saga....

I know by the end of this blog you are pretty sure how much this whole mokkai phenomena has
influenced me....
this blog is not to generalise on the fact that mokkais are never to be allowed to prevail....
but to say that its highly infectious and precaution oneself as much as possible to avoid cracking one that of a lowest cadre of a pj.
saying about pj... mokkais are never considered as pj's.
its just the worst mokkai that becomes a pj.

I hope the readers have got a clear picture to differentiate a acceptable mokkai and a pj
and im pretty sure you are waiting to have ur vendatta on me for giving a wonderful experience on this complex phenomena, but i consider this as my duty to advocate you on the basics of all the mokkais prevalent in our college surroundings... and help you have a better way of ennjoying these.....
having given you ppl a clear idea lets see the everlasting mokkais in my college life
the situ was my fren getting his ankle twisted on the pavement near a coffee shop.
we a group of four were helping him get out of hiss pain... all of a sudden i spoke out the most mokkaist sentence in my life "De dont get affraid of the fear da !!" it took me a few more mins to realise wat i spoke .. but then this wasnt all... the real mokkai came out wen my injured fren turned to me and asked"oh mach is this wat yo call it as FEARAPHOBIa, eh?"
my goodness!!
we all bursted out loudly... and to the best of all my fren walked back all the way to the class forgetting his pain and happily enjoying the cornation of a new term in the history of mokkai...

Moral: mokkai has medicinal effects!!!!

considering your survival probability , i have decided to continue the rest of the mokkais in the upcoming posts.....(look !!how much i care about my readers)
anyways the mokkais shall continue....muhahahhah!!!

mokkai rocks!

Top Mokkais of the day

1)Guy1:Jas why didn't do well in the P.O.M test?
Guy2:I didn't bring my calculator.

2)Guy1:Machan match eppo varum?
Guy2: Fill in the Blanksku apparam varum.

3)Guy1: What'll happen if u pour water on a quadratic equation
Guy2: Errrr. dono
Guy1:The roots will absorb the water. and if the roots are imaginary the water isn't absorbed.

Let's Start the mokkai

Ok. Lets' start the mokkai.
Note:The mokkai's below are only what i heard not mine
Any one who wants to be an author sent me mail or post it in comment.

Do you believe in 'Signs' or 'Science'?

I wanted to start this blog with the Mokkaiest mokka I've ever heard, but unfortunately so many unfortunate things have happened today. So due to pressure from friends i've decided to start this blog with a message.


Today was like every other Thursday. Sun rose from beach ,dogs were fighting over a road and the cars were running with 5 wheels. Everything was fine till the evening. My friend seetha asked me to help him with getting a certificate for an event. So after the job was over he agreed to give me company to parking & i agreed to drop him near the kotturpuram gate. It was already
5 P.M and i was very tired and wanted to go home fast. Didn't see the cars waiting or so many pedestrians standing still until i heard a lady shouting "STOP THAT VEHICLE" from distance.
I wasn't sure who she was calling and kept driving. The road was deserted, i understood something was wrong and took a look at the rear view mirror. The Governor's convoy was driving parallel with me. What in the hell!! Un fortunately a police uncle was waiting for me in a corner and stopped me.

Then Terror Happened. The Lady who was shouting was a S.I. and started screaming "Dei nee terrorist thane!!! ". All the Traffic police surrounded me like vultures. ho ho i'm in serious shit. jail thaandi onakku. After so many hours of convincing that it was a mistake and i'm a good boy :>. "Police uncle police uncle intha oru vaati mannichu uttudunga o:) " He asked me for my license and all the stuff. Terror!! i didn't have my insurance and license. I gave my smart card for license and tried to convince him with some xerox papers that it's my insurance. Unfortunately he found out that it's my Birth certificate(too much intelligence).
All the police suddenly disappeared and only one guy was left. He took my key and was demanding for my insurance. me:"Aha paatha kaena paya maari irukkaan. inda neram paathu 100 ruba nota inrukke :( " I tried to bribe him with 100 rupees. He didn't budge. "Aha paya 200 ethir paakarano.Avalavu illiye nammatta!!" After trying all my tactics got irritated. I mean, what kinda police doesn't accept bribery? he asked me to go get the insurance. Yes sir. Got a share auto and finally reached my home. Ok. how does an insurance look like? Will it be pink color paper or yello color paper. Unfortunately my father,the only person who knew where the bike's insurance was kept was busy and didn't take my calls. 5 missed calls 10 missed calls, 20 missed calls, no reply. After searching all over my house for a colorful paper my father came home finally. Unfortunately the company printed the insurance in a white paper. My father gave me extra cash,i took only 60 rupees (stupid me) and left.

What a time to rain? and no auto in the streets. Something is definitely wrong. While i was searching for auto a beautiful babe in pink color T-shirt with cut sleeves and hair straitened and coloured to near blond with low hip Jeans with steel buttons on her right back pocket giving an inviting look at me. "God.Don't let me find you".y me???? Another bad sign.
After a while i came back to my senses and started searching for an auto.Finally on my way back to college.

Suddenly my phone started ringing."Machan naan seetha pesaren. Avan shift mudinchidunchan da kelambitirukkaan.100 ruba pothumaam seekaram vaa". Aiyo still wat else is waiting for me :-( Got caught in a traffic jam reached there after 15 mins only to find that there was another guy with. I got angry.Though i didn't show my anger i was still angry believe me. That guy was asking for 1000 bucks i was trying to do it without spending anymore. i tried all sorts of stories one guy got convinced but the other was adamant. After half an hour he settled for 200 but i was adamant that i'll give only 100. Time was running short i asked that guy to wait and called Mr.GoldBell to help me with some cash. Finally i gave him the cash and got my bike.

All this for a bike which is not worth 1000 bucks. wat a pity.

On my way back i didn't see that the manhole was open and some idiot placed so many stones around it. It hit the silencer and nearly threw me out. AAAAAAAArrrrrghhhhhhhhhh

"God. U're seriously messing up my life.If u have something to say send me an sms" My phone got switched off saying battery low.

Wat should i believe now?