This about a conversation between two nerds or should I say geeks or the ones who are proud to be called as psychos of our class. They had this conversation just a couple of days before digital signal processing exam. I know it is quite some time back. But I suppose I was the only poor soul who happened to know about it. It did take me this long to recover from what ever I heard.
Well, here it goes
Jason: Silly fool it'll take 2 weeks to learn from proakis da dog without notes we are toast.
Compi: Then we have to turn the toaster off. There is no other way.
Jason: But the circuit breaker lies in the notes.
Compi: Then short the line ant the ground. It will automatically trip the circuit breaker.
Jason: But if the circuit breaker is not included in the bloody circuit the finite but small impedance of the line will cause a near infinite fault current to flow to ground and instead of getting toasted you will get fried. So include notes and you won't be fried. Or toasted.
Compi: This is where proakis comes in. the giant digital book will convert the high ac current to low digital signals and insulate you from the evil current and for safety if you connect schaum's series in parallel to you it will short any fault current to the ground leaving you untouched.
Jason: But you see the high ac voltage cannot be converted to low digital output without dissipation of energy elsewhere so the large resistive component offered by the large book will heat up due to I squared r losses so if u touch it or bring it too close you will be electrically insulated but physically cooked and monkeys will have you for dinner.
Compi: Proakis will convert the analog heat signal into digital form and give it to butterfly filter which will fly away with it leaving me cool
Jason: K fine go die don't say I dint warn you.
End of conversation!!!
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