This about a conversation between two nerds or should I say geeks or the ones who are proud to be called as psychos of our class. They had this conversation just a couple of days before digital signal processing exam. I know it is quite some time back. But I suppose I was the only poor soul who happened to know about it. It did take me this long to recover from what ever I heard.
Well, here it goes
Jason: Silly fool it'll take 2 weeks to learn from proakis da dog without notes we are toast.
Compi: Then we have to turn the toaster off. There is no other way.
Jason: But the circuit breaker lies in the notes.
Compi: Then short the line ant the ground. It will automatically trip the circuit breaker.
Jason: But if the circuit breaker is not included in the bloody circuit the finite but small impedance of the line will cause a near infinite fault current to flow to ground and instead of getting toasted you will get fried. So include notes and you won't be fried. Or toasted.
Compi: This is where proakis comes in. the giant digital book will convert the high ac current to low digital signals and insulate you from the evil current and for safety if you connect schaum's series in parallel to you it will short any fault current to the ground leaving you untouched.
Jason: But you see the high ac voltage cannot be converted to low digital output without dissipation of energy elsewhere so the large resistive component offered by the large book will heat up due to I squared r losses so if u touch it or bring it too close you will be electrically insulated but physically cooked and monkeys will have you for dinner.
Compi: Proakis will convert the analog heat signal into digital form and give it to butterfly filter which will fly away with it leaving me cool
Jason: K fine go die don't say I dint warn you.
End of conversation!!!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Sardars!! what else :)
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,
"chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
.. "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,
"chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
.. "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."
Monday, July 14, 2008
Two sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if
I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me
and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
$599, no
less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the
telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my
sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need
her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here
so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the
bull,
the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says , 'I want you to
send
her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that
you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
here to
haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll
read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if
I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me
and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
$599, no
less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the
telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my
sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need
her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here
so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the
bull,
the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says , 'I want you to
send
her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that
you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
here to
haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll
read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
Monday, July 7, 2008
Mokkais of the day
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A.. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands :D
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
:)
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A.. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands :D
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
:)
Monday, June 30, 2008
~~~LOLz~~~
More funny and stoopid jokes
Sardar recived a massege from his girl freind
"I MISS YOU "
After a lot of thinking
sardar reply to his girl friend
" I Mr YOU"
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY with two Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Employee of the month :D
Sardar recived a massege from his girl freind
"I MISS YOU "
After a lot of thinking
sardar reply to his girl friend
" I Mr YOU"
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY with two Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Employee of the month :D
Polish Mokkai
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to
report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure
are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police
officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He
handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to
laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the
label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"
report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure
are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police
officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He
handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to
laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the
label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Uthappa,Kartik & Yuvraj trying to get a good view of a girls A**
click the pic for full size
Sachin is a gentleman ;D as usual.
It's NOT my Fault x-|
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