2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,
"chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
.. "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."
Saturday, August 2, 2008
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