Monday, July 14, 2008

Two sisters

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble. In

order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to

purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if

I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me

and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides

she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
$599, no

less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her

sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the

telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my

sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need

her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here

so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then

adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the
bull,

the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister

one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says , 'I want you to
send

her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that
you

want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
here to

haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word

'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll

read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'

Monday, July 7, 2008

Mokkais of the day

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A.. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands :D

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
:)