The Mokkai limit

Hi,
In a recent paper our chief of R&D dept Mr.Al has proved that there's a limit to how much mokkai a person can hear at a stretch.

Lt mokkai->∞ (listener suffers from brain damage) :)

If you don't believe it test it urself.

# During a cricket match....
machan STRIKE rotate pannuda.
"ESTRIK"

# machan we're expecting more from u.
King khaja: yen juice expect pannu, yen cheapa more expect panra

# ellarum audi ponga
padikitay kooda polamay 0(

#define Chairman
chair okkanthiruntha chairman, konjam vayasu ayirundha wise chairman

# This was written on a board in SHAR

In case of fire do not get the panic
Calm down and then run shouting fire!!!

ciao

Compi Kumar b'day error

This is a good one:
Compi Kumar b'day today. And we had a "cake".
"The Cake" read 'Happy B'day Terror'
Nice way to put it across.
Me and jas started to smudge off a few spills before cutting the "cake".
I took a little bit, off the letter 'T' and licked me finger clean. Jas took the rest of the 'T' and licked his finger clean.
"The Cake" now read:
'Happy B'day error'

SHAR one liner

As usual, King Khaja bowled an unplayable in-swinging yorker.. A one liner.
We were standing near the lightning towers at the Launch Pad at SHAR.
The King:
"Launch Pad vechi exam ezhudha mudiyuma?"
(I'm not typing the aftermath because we were left staring into the horizon, 'speechless')

The King himself, STUMPED!!

Timing was,is and will always be King Khaja's greatest ally. He prides himself on this and ofcourse the technicality of the matter.
However, in an out of the blue incident which is described below, The King himself was stumped!!
courtesy: Raghunath.
A one off incident to apply as an assistant to The King.
We were all standing outside the MicroP Lab(which eventually got cancelled because of a power failure.. unfortunately)
Raghunath(Rth): What is this division's name?
Me: Power System Division
Rth: What's this division's name now?
Me: !!??
Rth: System Division
Me: !!??
Rth: There is no power now. Hence it is only "System Division"
Me: :(
King Khaja himself, on hearing this was stumped!

DSP Class Mokkai

What does this mean???
The poles lie at 90 degrees apart from each other.......
Does this mean the poles start to lie(speak) when they are 90 dergrees apart or????